"Cory’s a very big practical joker. He, one time, Cory got this like, you know, d-bag car, that was like this fabulous car, and I would always park my car in this one parking spot every day. And during lunch, he was like, “Lea, get over to the, like, come to the parking lot right now!” And he showed that his car, which was parked right next to mine, had a huge scratch on it. He’s like, “You must’ve pulled in this morning and scratched my car.” And I was like, “No I didn’t, what are you talking about?” Like I would’ve remembered. He’s like, “Well we got to work at 4:30 AM this morning, like maybe you don’t remember.” He was like, “You don’t know how much money this is gonna cost me!” and I was like, “I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry!” like, almost in tears… and then he peeled it away and it was a sticker. And I had a sandwich and I threw it at him."

— Lea Michele (via dresswithoutsleeves)